How I Met Yer Maw
Have You Met Andrew?
How I Met Your Mother was a sitcom based on the premise of the main character, Ted Mosby, telling his kids the story of how he met their mother. How I Met Your Mother ran for 208 episodes, which is around 4,500 hours worth of story telling, and Ted only told the kids how he actually met their mother in the final episode.
Once upon a time Andrew Lamb was asked where he had originally met his long-term girlfriend. He didn't reply with a 4,500 hour long story, he didn't even reply with a sentence, he just replied with one word.
This is what would have happened if they had based How I Met Your Mother around Andrew Lamb instead of Ted Mosby. This is How I Met Yer Maw.